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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 148 points 1 year ago

For some reason this feels strangely wholesome to me, like a child asking their mechanic parent to fix their toy car

[-] Astrophage@lemy.lol 136 points 1 year ago

"If you just go to http://127.0.0.1/about.html you'll see the problem I'm having for yourself, thanks in advance"

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 year ago
[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Go to:
/media/ulterno/Data/code/website

and run /opt/jekyllrb/jekyll/bin/jekyll serve.

Worked for me that way.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

My machine says that network is unreachable

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is like having math problem and asking al-Khwarizmi himself

[-] vivendi@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago
[-] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

al-Khwarizmi, the inventor of Rizz

[-] restingOface@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

@BrendanEich Good morning. I have a problem with gay people in my country marrying each other. I tried telling my local lawmakers to stop it but they are not responding.
Pls help me.
Thanks.

[-] match@pawb.social 14 points 1 year ago

Show the mp4 (of them getting gay) please.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

I want the same but as vp9 codec in a webm container with the finest opus audio. Thanks

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

You can fix the problem of gay men marrying gay women by letting gay men marry gay men and letting gay women marry gay women.

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Is this a reference to his political beliefs?

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

no its a reference to javascript.

[-] T0RB1T@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Likely yes.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

which country?

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised we don't all need help from the JS creator given the insanity of that languages type coercion system.

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I never ask for anything on stack, I just scraped by enough reputation to do basic shit, I'm not going to risk it by asking a duplicate question.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

that's how you know a q&a platforms bad at it's job lol

[-] console@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At some point you get 100 reputation for just being around (you get this on each of their websites so you can comment etc)

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

If I'm speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.

this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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