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[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 383 points 1 year ago

I want this to be true so bad.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago

We can make it true. See how easy that is?

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah! I forgot thats how it works these days, you can just make anything a fact now.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago

It's not though, right? Hard to say.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 70 points 1 year ago

It's definitely not true, although it is funny to think about.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's almost better if it's not true. That will probably piss off Trump even more, because they are lying but so many people will believe them and troll him with it.

[-] MikeOxlong@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I think no one is saying it’s happing besides this meme, and definitely not “top Chinese officials”

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

We could do the JD Vance treatment. They don't care if what they that's important is true, why should we about something stupid like this?

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Someone here's gotta read Chinese, right?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

We need a spy on Weibo to come report back to us here

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Apparently he just answers unknown numbers on his private phone during meetings in the oval office, and quite a few people have that number. Someone should send him the link to the meme.

[-] saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's obviously not true, if they were to do that to him then he would absolutely be ranting about it on truthsocial and calling for an all out war on China... At which point we'd see the signal chats because hegseth would have added at least 3 outside people to it.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not so sure. For clarity, I don't think it's true either, but, if it was, he probably wouldn't tell anyone about it, because, the fact that they could do that to him makes him look weak. If there's one thing a narcissist will chew off their own toes to avoid, it's looking weak in front of people. It's the same reason he uses bronzer and hair dye.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

It's as true as anything Trump says.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

If Trump suddenly starts mentioning Obama in his tweets for the first time in months, then yeah, it's True. Otherwise, fake.

[-] jaxxed@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It's about as true as the Trump claims that the Chinese are calling about a trade deal.

Both sides are actually nglike they are standing off, but both are trying to get things resolved in secret.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago

People are saying it's true. People. Lots of people. The best people are saying it's true.

[-] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

It's not true, I have it on good authority they're playing Biden and Kamala speeches.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

OK, listening to that doddery old coot would only be slightly better than Trump.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 238 points 1 year ago

I don't believe for a second that it's true, but the possibility that it is amuses me.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

This is the main reason why uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we recorded those speeches

-Barack Obama

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago
[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 year ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[-] homesnatch@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Because he's facing the wrong way on the couch?

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Even if it's not true, this is what I have decided to believe.

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Modern discourse in a nutshell lol

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

Big? Is this a new re-definition i need to learn?

[-] IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

It's just short for "this is a big deal" grandpa

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Oh. Well what do you do with all the free time you save by not spelling out the word 'deal' every time?

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, as I understand it in the current culture of Social Media, the term 'BREAKING:' now universally means 'here's some shit I just pulled out of my arse.' Does that sound correct? Everything's always BREAKING!

this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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