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>Be me working at gamestop
>parent asks for a game called "cod"
>tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" 
there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have
>have ton of copies in the back
>we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free
>she buys three brand new copies of this game
>she comes back after christmas
>all three copies have been opened
>no refund because you opened them 
>a kid out there received 3 copies of a fucking fishing game for Christmas
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[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 128 points 1 year ago

Anon contributes to the downfall of GameStop, therefore sinking the memestock he really banked on for his retirement.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 33 points 1 year ago

He sold 3 unreturnable copies, sounds like he did the store a favor lol

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago
[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 96 points 1 year ago

The kid desperatly hoping it was a joke.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my god, bear was dog, how can that be?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Blows my mind how many people remember that shitty clerks cartoon

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

The GameStop employee

[-] Metype@pawb.social 34 points 1 year ago

I still have a copy of Minecraft: XBox One Edition I got for Christmas one year. I have never in my life owned an XBox One and I felt bad for my grandmother who did her best.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 16 points 1 year ago

It took me a minute and reading to the end for me to realise cod is call of duty

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lol this comment thread gets pretty intense.

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