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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 134 points 1 year ago (15 children)

The names don't have obvious meaning in English but they did in their original languages. Simon is a Hebrew name from the torah and means "he who hears". Peter comes from Petros, the Greek translation of Cephas, the original Aramaic name Jesus gave him and means "rock". So Jesus gave a Jewish guy with a Hebrew name an Aramaic (nick)name because Jesus saw him as the rock (foundation) of his church.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now everything make sense. In spanish, "Peter" is "Pedro", that sounds like "Piedra", that means "Rock"

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 year ago

omg, in french Peter is translated to Pierre which also means "rock"! i always assumed that was a coincidence

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See also 'petrify' (make into rock) and 'petroleum' (rock fat)

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The female for "Pedro" is "Petra", what make it more obvious, and also "Petronila" is a woman name, that comes from "Petroleum"

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’d be fucking mad if my parents named me after petroleum

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[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, his name was Simeon bar Jonah, Simon, son of Jonah, or by modern style, Simon Johnson. Then Jesus pops up and starts calling him the Rock... Simon the Rock Johnson. (also fun gravy, Dwayne means fishhook)

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought Dwayne meant pipe?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Matthew 16:18

BTW I know this one because of Angels & Demons.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You can see them too?

i was once taught by a guy named Pete Rock and he was the first to tell you that his name means Rock Rock lol

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Similarly Platos name means broad, which was because he was a wrestler and kept up his physique. It also spawned a joke I'm fond of.

Diogenes wanders into Platos academy and says "Broadly speaking-" To which Plato responds "Yes I was now shut up"

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[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am amazed that the name "Pierre" (also french for stone) litterally comes from the greek for "rock"

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Rome and it's consequences

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very common cult tactic to this day

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also a friend tactic. It's just a nickname

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago

We have a Posh Mike at work.

I don't even think he's called Mike.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I have friends of which I could not tell you their legal name at Gunpoint

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Learn from the best.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 75 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Pretty much this. Cults isolate you as their first step. Anything that can be used to make you feel beholden to them, or "fresh/new". They make you think your parents are the enemy, and convince you that your real "family" is inside the cult.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

Paul's is the funniest because he only got one letter changed from "Saul," even though he had used to be the biggest menace. He was a Christian hunter. Not like a professional one, more like McCarthyism but against Christians.

Saul was a perfect example of sin, and Jesus said, "Let's switch that 'S with a P, and he's all good. '"

(Please don't hurt me, I'm joking)

Edit: Wait, my bad. Jesus changed his Roman name, "Paul" to "Saul," (which was Paul's, Jewish name), and after Jesus died, when Paul moved to Rome, he went by "Paul" again. That's also right before he was imprisoned and executed and where he'd write parts of the N.T.

I had to double-check everything, lol. That felt like the mendala effect. It turned out he also spent some time in the Bahamas dreaming about some guy named Yosef.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

Also every Hollywood agent with Jewish clients from 1900 until present day.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you tend to do that when you and your buddies are up to street crime

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent meal of loaves and fishes?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

taking multiple roman soldiers' equipment a mile down the road, destruction of money lender property, theft of grain

Not to mention destroying the local bread, fish, and wine economy.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm imagining a Reservoir Dogs scene playing out about the names.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Someone on another mission trip is Acolyte Paul! I assign the names, otherwise we'd have a bunch of Jews dead from an argument over who gets to be Acolyte John. So, you are Acolyte Pink!

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Yubaba vibes

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

It worked on Muhammad Ali too

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