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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 1 year ago

As my ex would say, "you're pretty when you don't talk."

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend says that about me. I'm an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up.

[-] WhiteHotaru@feddit.org 52 points 1 year ago

In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago
[-] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 year ago

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

High adventure that's beyond compare?

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The guy at table six wants an eggless omelette.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But, no really

There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Haha I emailed a company one time because I really just wanted a bag of their gummies. They ended up making me like a 5 lbs bag haha

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Legends. That's how you get good PR

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them..

[-] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's what I was thinking, I've had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can't taste that there's weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buddy it's pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant "edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them" since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah when i see that, i just assume bot..

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

It isn't exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It's kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I've had, though.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 1 year ago

Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that'd probably replicate the flavour without effects

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

CBD edibles?

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

But but vodka tastes like ass, don't it?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama's teat.

this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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