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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago

"Read that again"

A sentence that never follows something of value

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 52 points 1 year ago

I love that the "read that again" is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless "wise man".

[-] noodlejetski@piefed.social 20 points 1 year ago

A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

[-] noodlejetski@piefed.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] drislands@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

A SENTENCE!

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

"For the people in the back"? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I'm not on stage. I'm in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are "the people in the back"? I'm reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks, reread in hi-res!

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I mean from the flies' perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

[-] Fabian@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago

I think grown bees don't eat honey

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In my experience they do.
I've given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

[-] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Smart people don't bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And yet the post and the message both try to get you to explain it by reading it again or louder.

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago

I don't get why this is in this community. It's a good message. 2 groups with very different interests, they are never going to convince eachother that their own thing is better.

Person A loves skydiving. Person B loves reading. They're never going to convince eachother that the other hobby is better.

Everyone taking away that flies are stupid people are just falling in the same pitfall of fighting battles with no victory condition

[-] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I read it like a anti social guideline: don't share your good info with others less deserving or so. But that might be wrong.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know... I actually agree with this one. This is why I don't go around telling people Linux is better.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for a sane comment to build on.

I actually think it is a fault of the American educated class that they assume that the uneducated people understand what they missed.

We all think everyone gets it or will get it with some Cliffs Notes.

That just isn’t true.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Honey is bee vomit so...there's that.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

If honey is bee vomit, then babies are human piss

[-] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] teft@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 year ago

Tomato tomatoe

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

"Hey, boss, why do we have to lick shit? Isn't there a lot of honey?" - "That is just s myth, now eat your shit."

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Good advice, why concern yourself with the opinions of LESSER MORTALS?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

There is a saying that "honey attracts more flies than vinegar" but this has me wondering if honey would attract more flies than a pile of shit. 🤔

Who has a direct like with Veritasium? Let's get this done.

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 1 year ago

this is recursive, people will never stop reading this forever until they die of starvation.

[-] blargle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Ok, being a fly, try breaking into a beehive and laying your eggs in their honey, see how well it goes for you. Or just be thankful that you answer to no queen and all the world's shit is yours for the taking.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago
[-] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you 🫡

now the question is whether the edit will federate

[-] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

Are there known issues with that?

[-] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I've seen it first hand

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