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[–] buhala@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WIP

WIP

Fuck this

WIP

LINT

LINT YOU FUCK

Squash

Fix issue where sky would turn black when under floor lighting was used

[–] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

Fixed the thing. Fixed the thing for real this time

[–] Mikurei@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago
[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This scene is pretty ironic today, since the actual dialog was if it could paint a work of art, when art is now (arguably) AIs strongest area of competence

[–] pcouy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as you don't ask it to draw hands

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly the most recent versions of stable diffusion are pretty good at hands

[–] nekomusumeninaritai@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, but where do you find the training set of all of the human-written good commit messages? 😃

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Came to say this. Take my up vote.

[–] caio@lemmy.fdvrs.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

"minor changes"

[–] tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"latest changes"

"fix bug"

"commit to save changes"

[–] Edo78@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

The meaningful part of a git commit is the hash

[–] setInner234@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

"changed one letter in some comment to redeploy"

[–] raoul@rammy.site 1 points 1 year ago

#git commit -m "changing something in the source code"

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] kris808@mastodon.social 1 points 1 year ago

@pcouy just prepend it with the ticket number.

[–] dunz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have an alias, git yolo, that does 'git commit -a' with a message from whatthecommit.com, and pushes to master. Just add this to your ~/.gitconfiig and you too can live on the edge. yolo = !git add -A && git commit -m \"$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)\"&&git push origin main

Edit: Added the alias.

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