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It's like RoboCop, except the robots are villains helping human villains villain more comprehensively.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

In a past job, I got a chance to deal with one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs in action. Was not impressed.

Given NYC, would not be surprised if they're tagged, sensors are torched, or they're covered in bodily fluids. Or they end up at the bottom of the Hudson river shortly after deployment.

Come to think of it... most likely scenario: scrapped and sold for parts.

[-] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

They will have to be very well designed and able to withstand powertools. Once people figured out how to remove batteries from rental ebikes/scooters it quickly becomes a thing.

[-] Emi@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago

May I ask what didn't impress you? From what I saw online it's pretty much just walking robot you can putt sensor/robotic hand/ and such things on it. And seems like for that it is great but I'd assume the price tag for something that can't do that much is steep. Just curious what real use they have and what they are bad at.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's been a while, but for the price, it had an under-powered processor and anything other than just walking around had to be custom programmed. It got used for a few trade shows, where people watched it walk around, sit down, etc. Robotic grappling arm? There were more stable, wheeled platforms where you could actually place items and autonomously have it delivered.

Main use-cases were as an overpriced security guard, or a webcam with legs, but the operations costs were pretty high. It couldn't really get around hilly, dirt or muddy terrain, so you had to stick to paved routes. There were attachment peripherals, but for every single use-case, there were better, cheaper, more flexible equivalent solutions.

The most impressive thing was the coordinated movement of the legs, pretty solid build, and the sound of the servos. But that meant you couldn't use it for stealth scenarios. Oh yeah, it looked pretty menacing and scared children.

We figured if it was ever put out into real service, it would get jacked by a few yokels with a pickup truck, or smashed up by highschoolers on a dare. Eventually the novelty wore off, and it got retired to a demo area for visiting customers.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As someone who works with (industrial) robotics, unless this thing is actually just a pov drone operated by someone nearby (and thus not a robot) its going to be so buggy and sloppy after ten mins in the real world.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If they ever have these in Manchester it’d end up with hooded scallies riding hacked ones around and they’d get dumped in a canal. The Street finds its own use for things.

[-] onyxjet@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, can't wait for videos of hooded people beating them up at night. I see that happening.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

Hoods and face paint as well as face disfigurement are now illegal.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

There go the Baseball Fury's

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The Lizzies would kick that thing's ass.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

You must now carefully carry your bicycle to prevent face disfigurement from a fall. Door slammers will face steep fines. Acids are now illegal, you must crank your vehicle to start it up.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No admission to the talkies without an onion on your belt

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

"you have five seconds to comply..."

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 11 points 1 year ago

And just to show I'm serious, you have zero seconds to comply.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t point it at me, point it at ED 209.

[-] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 26 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that the plot of RoboCop?

[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, these things are kind a dog-like ED209, the big robot that killed the exec in the beginning. Unless there is the brain of a cop that died inside that dog mech, I'm going to have to go with no.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago
  • brain of a cop inside a robot dog
  • robot dog tries to shoot itself first
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's been 20 or 30 years since I last saw it, but wasn't the only robot the Good Guy? Because these robots are just tools for the villains of real life to better oppress people..

[-] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 35 points 1 year ago

The cyborg, RoboCop was a good guy. But even he had programming blocking him from opposing or harming the crooks that headed the corporation that built his robotic body and they were not good guys at all. They also had the fully robotic walking tanks Ed 209, that did their bidding fully (when not experiencing bugs).

[-] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You have ten seconds to comply! Rawr!

[-] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah that was fixed the very next firmware update.

No, the cyborg (personhood, empathy) is the hero, the hulking robots are unthinking beasts that follow the commands of their human masters...

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

It's like RoboCop, except the robots are villains helping human villains villain more comprehensively.

Ummm.... That's exactly the plot of RoboCop....

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Oops lol, hadn't seen it since I was a kid over 30 years ago so I guess I'm more than a little fuzzy on the details, broad strokes, and the everything else of it 😂

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

The least realistic part of Robocop is that the cops were still trying to be good people.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

In your defense, it's a coke-fueled nightmare with so many story points that it can easily be confused for 3 separate movies.

In offense to me, I think the remake has a better foundation and better acting and only suffers from trying to appease a wider audience.

[-] MangioneDontMiss@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

goddamn these are gonna be fun to vandalize.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I hope they are destroyed by citizens.

[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago
[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yes I'm sure they haven't iterated on it in the past 6-8 years

[-] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago

This is the dumbest shit I ever heard of

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

People have a moral duty to destroy these anti-human robopigs

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

So, more ED-209 than RoboCop.

[-] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

The K5 is pitched as an "Autonomous Security Robot" and was unveiled in 2014. K5 units have made the news for various incidents like driving into a pond or running over children.

🤣

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I foresee a new market popping up of parts stolen off of kidnapped and parted out robots form the NYPD.

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Michael Reeves had the right idea turning these into beer pissbots.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

"You have been observed violating the law. Please stand still to ensure a painless termination. Have a nice death."

[-] Strawberry@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

This April fool's(2nd?) video come to mind: how to disable a robot dog if it attacks you

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Listen all y'all!

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope someone zaps one and reprograms it with Alan Tudyk’s voice.

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That’s not dystopian at all! …

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago

I can't wait for somebody to slap an inflatable tube man on one.

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