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Hi spez!! Is the jailbait subreddit you were moderating coming to lemmy?

Edit: thanks for le gold!!

Edit 2: wow 69 upvotes nice

Edit 3: 420 UPDOOOOTS??? BLAZE IT LOL

I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Breaking news: Reddit CEO purchases free software: "still not the dumbest decision I've made this month" says Spez in rare moment of self-awareness

feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!

Are you staring in the sequel to Rampart?

Hi u/spez, why did you cancel my AMA to promote "Barbie" on reddit?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or never read this question again?

Did you kill Aaron?

Why couldn't it have been you and not Aaron? It's is because you're zero threat?

If you were in a room with Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, could you stop fellating yourself long enough to give disappointing blowjobs to all your heroes?

Thanks so much for the time to address us lesser people!

So with your head up your butt, I've always wondered... how do you see the screen to make posts? Are you wearing a VR headset inside there or something?

Rampart

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

Fuck u/spez

This announcement is supsiciously light on NFTs.

Will there be any new collectible avatars to help commemorate this occasion?

Quick question: which cryptocurrencies can we use to purchase Lemmy Gold?

Hi u/spez! This is exciting news. I'm looking forward to your valuable insight into the question of how to go several days without pooping. Three day's worth would be optimal, but I'm sure everyone would be interested in your vision for a future without enshittification

The April fools jokes are gonna be fire next year

As someone who is a real person and not a bot programmed by Reddit, I have to ask how are you bravely handling all of the negative publicity that our handsome and fearless leader doesn't deserve but is getting anyway. Anyway, I'm a real person and not a bot, and certainly not paid by Reddit to post this.

Where is all the porn?

ohh, hyped about the scents.... my olfactory nerve is trembling in anticipation, and I'm losing control of my sphincter. Which is never a good combination.

How do I give you some ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy gold?

What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Spezbux?

Youtuber Louis Rossman called you a rapist. Is that true ?

The rest of the Lemmy community: *defederates Lemmy.ml and forks Jerboa, the web interface and the server software* (because thats all spez would get if he tried to buy lemmy *basks in the buty of the Fediverse*)

Can you tell us about your new upcoming movie, Rampart?

How do you feel about all the people who want to have intercourse with you?

Can I have the password for your Reddit account?

Very funny, Satan.

got scared for a sec then remembered nobody can acquire Lemmy 😅

Hi u/spez I was wondering: When am I going to get the money? It's just that my wife has been very vocal about it. "Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" And so on.

Bring on the cat girls!!

Dear spez: when will you bring back the best subreddit ever? You know the one you used to moderate before the SJWs made you delete it?

Will Reddit develop a voice reader that features your voice? I have no idea what you sound like, but you look like you must have a terrific radio-voice. Definitely don't look like someone who'd be whiney and annoying.

Were you born a greedy little pigboy? Or did you have to learn how to be?

We did it, Reddit!

What's your favorit Dinosaur?

Dear spez, Who killed Captain Alex?