I Learned Rust In 24 Hours To Eat Free Pizza Morally (medium.com)

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago

Our Linux patch had not only been rejected but had apparently been the final straw for Linus Torvalds, who announced in a profanity-laden email that he was removing all Rust code from the kernel.

“I’ve had it,” his email read. “At least C developers know when they’re drunk.”

lol

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

immaculate

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

What level workbench do you need to craft pizza?

What's that? No, I read it correctly. it says "Rust."

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah ngl this is where my mind went

[-] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

you obviously need the new cooking workbench.

[-] Feyter@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Please, someone make a movie out of it!

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