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[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago
[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

people who drinks water, those waterholics

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

It'd be even funnier if they had "Would you gamble with those odds?" in a real serious tone, trying to make it relevant to gamblers, but yeah gambling addicts go yeah, 4:1, "I win these" "the quiters go bankrupt, gotta roll to win"

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago

My understanding is that 1-800-gambler is how casinos were able to be legalized in Maryland. Instead of paying taxes, casinos have to pay some fixed cost to fund anti-gambling programs.

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark that this billboard is just as effective as any program that is funded by the casino industry.

[-] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Wow, that is dark if that's the case.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Just normal late stage capitalism

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, X-Com players are like...

[-] RampageDon@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

you just brought back nightmares. 90% might as well be 0

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The problem is that humans don't understand odds and xcom pretended that wasn't the case. 90% doesn't mean "guaranteed thing" it means "1 in 10 chance to miss".

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I should replay XCOM...

[-] allywilson@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

4:1 is good odds!

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"Han! The odds of avoiding bankruptcy are 4:1!"

"Never tell me the o-oh. Actually, that's not bad. Yeah, no, let's keep going."

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Nah, I'd win

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

20% just means you try 5 times and hit it big. Less if you're lucky, I like those odds baby

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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