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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 159 points 1 year ago
[-] tonytins@pawb.social 74 points 1 year ago

And it has a TACO index. Perfect. xD

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Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

If he's just pretending* to listen

Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.

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[-] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You are the leading blumpkin authority!

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

They did the math!

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.

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[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 23 points 1 year ago

Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

Work harder for my riches, plebs!

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[-] scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

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[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

wrong

given he only complains about juneteenth, he is saying that black people should work harder.

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[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.

Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

"I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!" - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay

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[-] tal@lemmy.today 15 points 1 year ago

Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

Honestly he should golf more

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[-] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also dude looks like he takes 4 hour naps a day, why do we keep electing senior citizens

[-] EverXIII@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

ahaha... it gets more tragicomic everyday... Tacos, anyone?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

With extra chicken, please

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[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.

[-] selfdefense420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

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[-] aaron@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] ceph@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

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[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

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