I mean, the guy has some amount of followers. Maybe he could have those sign a petition to try to convince the president of the United States to limit oil prices by law.

Fix the market!

King Canute was actually humble, unlike that can of Tang someone seems to have used the bathroom in.

I only know about this from Vinland saga lol. Was it meant to be a demonstration of how a king was ultimately powerless? Or was that part also a dramatic retelling and in real life he actually did just try to stop the waves hahaha.