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A real post from the American president (lemmy.nz)
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Get Rump Fragrances

[-] tyler@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sheesh

Symbols from 1984Victory Gin and CigarettesAssigned vices, a twisted form of controlJulia's Scarlet Anti-Sex Waist SashA disguise of devout purityMemory HolesDestruction of evidence of the pastWinston's Varicose UlcerRepressed sexualityRed-armed Prole WomanHope for the futureBig BrotherWarm and fuzzy to those who conform but threatening to those who don't

[-] halferect@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

« Eau de toilette »

[-] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

[-] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

the hypocrisy makes me violent

[-] parody@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"I peed in that"

-Eric

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 year ago

I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

[-] Jozav@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I smell bullshit

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He's so hilariously pathetic lol

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