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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Not all broads are like me...

[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

What's the deal with airplane food though?

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 11 months ago

oh damn, a perfect score

[–] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

bro i hate how much megging work on women 😭😭😭 why does me being mean maks them wetttt

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There's this dark underbelly of femininity that people can only ever whisper about and it's so annoying.

Like 2/3 of women having a rape kink. Two thirds. That's insane. But it's like the world's best kept secret.

Women don't care about dick size but they also rave about how big this one dick was when they're drunk enough.

Women want a good, respectful, stable man but they go home with Ol' Womanbeater Joe every time.

It's so goddamn annoying and every time you bring it up, first you'll get 100% of women saying "well maybe SOME women are like that but I WOULD NEVER" yeah sure. And then if you press the issue you get called an incel or red pill.

Women please just be fucking honest about what you want. Especially to yourself. Don't pretend you love salad when you always end up ordering the cheeseburger.

Edit: see?

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus Christ what a fucking freak. A rape kink doesn't mean you want to be raped, freak. Yes women are care about superficial bullshit, and you think men don't?

You freak. Loser. Weirdo. Incel.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

freak

Someone learned a new word today

[–] aredditimmigrant@endlesstalk.org 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shard@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

60% of the time, it works everytime.