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1. Tater tots are basically an entire potential meal of their own. Not a French fry, but I may actually prefer them as a possible main dish.

2. The best French fries. They are the perfect side.

3. If you want to fancy it up a bit. Suitable for formal occasions.

4. Taking the one-dimensional line of the French fry and extrapolating it out to two dimensions. Still a good ketchup conveyance, but starting to get into the issue I'm going to bring up with...

5, 6, 7. Not a good enough ratio of crispy outer fried surface to gooey potato inner. I prefer crisp, but when I bite one of these, I have a good chance of just getting a mouthful of scalding hot potato napalm, or what's worse, cold potato cement. Not ideal.

'8. Yeccch.

I'm not too fussy about my deep fried treats. They're all no. 1 in my book. Except sweet potato, they can fuck off. They taste fine, but why are they always soggy?

Yes. To all of them.

5 - 8 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 3 - 7 - 6

I'm really not a big white potato fan but sweet potatoes and onions are delicious

Why not #9?

8, 2 4, 3, 1, 6, 7, 5

Assuming they onion rings are beer batter and the curly fries are from Arby's.

1, 7, 6, 4, 8, 3, 2, 5

list is missing Fried Tofu

since we're apparently just including any random fuckin food you can fry

• Wedges
• Curly
• Zigzag
• Shoestring
• Waffle
• Tots
• Sweet Potato (not a potato but closer than an onion)
• Onion Rings (not a potato, would be 3 otherwise)

5 8 7 2 4 1 6 3

My vote is on number 10: Röstis

Where are the cheese curds? Fucking profligates is deep fried cheese too good for ya?

What the heck kind of list is this?

Where are the steak fries?

I'm gonna have to lock in Onion Rings as my final answer.

Most of these are good, just for different things. I want waffle fries at the bar; I want shoestring fries at the burger place; I want wedges at the cafe on the corner.

Except the zigzags. I don't think I've ever had a good zigzag.

Seasoned fries for robbed

I’ll just take whatever. I’m not picky.

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Doesn't matter, is potato. And onion rings. All are awesome.

1-4, 6-8 YESSSSSSS 5 NO!

If we are rating the best type of fries then onion rings are last, being that they aren't even potato.

1,5,7,8,3,4,2,6

Whatever as long as it's not sweet potato.

Onions > sweet potatoes > potatoes