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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 138 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm selfish. I want people educated, housed, and cared for so they don't rob me.

I don't want to dump sewage in the river, so I can drink the water when I visit down stream.

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[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want people housed, educated, and queer so they populate niche game lobbies.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want people housed, educated, cared for, and trans specifically so they keep making great progress on all the open source software I use

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 11 points 1 year ago

If conservatives manage to get rid of all trans people the IT industry will crumble

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 14 points 1 year ago

I'd like to help everyone homeless in my city so the LRT train stations aren't drug dens smelling of body fluids and excrement. I'd like to walk the river valley in the spring without finding thawing corpses.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

YOU MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU!

If being educated and housed and cared for was enough to not rob me, my employer wouldn't be trying to steal money from my damn paycheck every month

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no, back to the shadow realm with me!

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Don't drink river water without treating it regardless of human pollution.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 67 points 1 year ago

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

If you really want to piss people off, try adding "...and animals" to the list of things you care about.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stfu you socialist pig. I'm a conservative, I believe in the teaching of Jesus and it says somewhere "Thou shall own liberals"

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus died to own the libs?

[–] SHR@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure somewhere in the old testament says that 😏

[–] AnonomousWolf@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Do you have any idea how bad caring for people and the planet is for the economy? China will destroy us if we don't focus on profits!!

/s

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It really is alarming how quickly some have shifted to the hard right. Even previous lefty friends have drifted. Sometimes I feel like I’m going insane.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sheep aren't people. They are mindless tools for the corrupt