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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Rafael Cruz...

Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his "Christian name" and go by a moniker instead.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

What does it say on his birth certificate?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

We'd have to go to Canada to find out.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Long form...

Wait, we're supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we're asking for

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