this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am not crazy! I know he stole those votes. I got more votes than 2016, one more than MAGA Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got those idiots at the elections commission to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That son of his! Are you telling me that Hunter just happens to be in business with Ukraine? No! He orchestrated it! Joey! And his son defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off the children! "But not our Joey! Couldn't be precious Joey!" And HE gets to be the president? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

*kid actually named four seasons total landscaping

[–] Broodjefissa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is a top level parody! Thank you for this.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

"HE DEFECATED THROUGH A WHITE HOUSE WINDOW"

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 23 points 1 year ago

Electoral chicanery!

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Now he’s gonna have to wait until recess to violate the gag order without repercussions

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Same. Think I'll binge it again once the snow hits.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This looks like Ron Weasley’s rat that comes alive in the 3rd or 4th book. I wanna say… Peter Pedigrew?

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 10 points 1 year ago

This is cursed.

[–] tsuica@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wouldn't he be happy that there are no electronics allowed?

[–] gkd@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t get the extra free attention he craves if there are not any cameras in the room.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

instead we get the word salad at the recess and while leaving

[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He's using every trial to fundraise.

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Shut up, just go with it.

[–] Giraffe00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He is bored without a phone.

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You can make an non electric hand crank movie camera