I'm ashamed to admit I ate the onion for a few seconds.
Would this actually surprise anyone if it happened?
I'm ashamed to admit I ate the onion for a few seconds.
Would this actually surprise anyone if it happened?
Yeah, this got me for a sec too. Fuck I'm tired of this....
I've been eating a bunch of them the past couple of weeks. The uncanny crack is closing ever faster.
I doubt anyone would be surprised if this happened.
Oh wow. They got me.
I’ll eat that onion!
In another news article about this:
“Democratic leaders condemned the actions, while admitting the removal enjoyed broad support, with 1 in 5 Americans endorsing the purging”
“These are potential voters, and we might have adjust our midterm strategy to gain their confidence, perhaps by sacrificing a few rights of some minorities”
I wouldn't say 20% approval is "broad support", but what do I know
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