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[-] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago
[-] ddplf@szmer.info 68 points 1 year ago

Imagine the enthusiasm, holy fuck how it baffles me when I think what a majestic day is still yet to come

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Couches will be nervous, though.

That couch was asking for it did you see how it was dressed?

Also anyone here who hasn't fucked that couch please raise your hand.

[-] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

As much as I get where you're coming from, I have to object to any kind of attempt to make light of rape culture. There's times and places for sarcasm, but this particular aspect of the situation I'm afraid is simply not one of them.

Please understand that I am not intending this as an attack on you in any way. I simply felt compelled to call out this specific type of humor as inappropriate. Both my ex-wife and my current partner were victims of rape, so I guess I might be a bit sensitive on the topic too.

/end rant, please continue bashing these assholes as you see fit!

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not much of a wine person, but if I'm still around and not disappeared to a camp, I'm gonna knock back a bottle of champagne when it happens. I've already made my peace with the fact he'll never see justice for anything he's done, but god willing I'll get to read his obituary with a shit-eating grin on my face.

[-] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Well, there's a silver lining perhaps: One of the worst effects of dementia is how it completely isolates you from the world and traps you in your own mental misery and despair. So I at least take solace knowing that the remaining years of his life will be, whether he wants to admit it or not, a nightmare he cannot escape from.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100%. The only people I feel bad for in that scenario are the nurses and aides who will be tasked with helping him. Though considering how many are from demographics that he's made life more difficult for (working class, usually women, often PoC, possibly from another country (the Philippines in particular train a lot of nurses/aids that go to work in the US)), the final coda of Trump's life may require him to be completely at their mercy. It'd be a complete reversal of power over him.

I've never hoped for somebody going into a nursing home before, but this guy deserves it.

[-] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I do have to say turning the White House into his personal nursing home was NOT on my bingo card.

WTF

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

"a bottle of champagne"?

Jesus. I will be black out drunk from the case(s) I'll be opening. I'll celebrate in the fucking streets with everyone until I physically can't anymore.

[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Gonna throw a party when it happens lol

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Let’s just hope he doesn’t drag too many with him into the grave.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

At this point I think I wouldn't be that surprised if one day it would just turn out he is immortal after all.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago

So true lol at all those Victorian photos all dead and not one colour photo.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

There's something about black and white photos that add a certain gravitas to just about anyone.
I mean, I hate the man. Absolutely and completely detest him but I'll be the first to admit that in that picture he looks like...that I hope he dies a long and painful death.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I have the Champagne and party poppers ready and waiting.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

My local bridge (the card game) community has taken to calling trump "Lincoln". As in..."What's Lincoln?". It was funny at first but it seems to have stuck. "Gulf of America" indeed.

[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

First Hogan, then Trump.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

don't you dare fucking die before you stand trial, you fascist cunt.

[-] breecher@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

So he is going to live forever? Because noone is going to put him on trial.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

he won't stand trial, there's so much wildely known and yet he still holds the title of one of the most powerful positions on this planet. there won't be a trial, and there won't be justice, history will remember him as a monster but he most likely won't experience any consequences

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hell would have to freeze over 1000 times before trump will be made to stand trial before he died

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I don't care anymore. Just let it happen soon please.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago
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