As a bit of a programmer, they're telling me they want a marketplace where instead of paying proactively for my time and advice, they come to me only after everything is 100% on fire?

Let's do this.

I assure my prices will be quite reasonable, for the situation.

Incidentally, what's everyone's favorite supercar?

Turkey has a big opportunity here to corner the market for non-mechanical turks

as a senior, i think i would have to be given 5x pay before i would remotely consider this

unironically my job rn

Beef milk.