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[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 111 points 1 year ago

Very nice.

How about those Epstein files?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

10 years back this would've been a sketch on SNL.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

you mean just before the trump run for presidency?

[-] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?

How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

The White Trash House. I bet they'll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

I don't think Vance pulls out.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, I forgot. Probably the only reason they haven't put their couches on the lawn yet, is that they don't want the public to see JD fucking them.

[-] catchy_name@feddit.it 17 points 1 year ago

Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Arrest this orange prick, how much more will Americans lay down and take as this traitor rapes our children, women, and country?! Fuck this ruZZian piece of garbage named trump!

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Trump needs to stand before the judges at Nuremberg, and that's honestly being kind to him

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I'd pay to watch that.

[-] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago

Only if the winner also dies.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nah, Violent J endorsed Harris.

They'll do a knockoff Gathering, but with KISS fans, because Gene Simmons is a POS.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He is, but I think after trump dissed him he isn’t as big of a trumper as before.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Rose garden was paved over, remember?

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Way to keep it classy Orangetard

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Don’t engage in ableism while calling out Trump’s classlessness please.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Two Sweaty men GRABBING each other? That's ILLEGAL according to Mike Lee's Pornography bill!

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That’s what I am saying…

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Do you think women in attendance will have to wear burqas or is that not coming down the pipe until next year?

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The man had had money, high class peers, and has traveled the world his whole life. How is he more white trash than the Trailer Park Boys?

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Are we finally getting the Musk v. Zuckerberg fight we were promised so long ago?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Who cares about a stupid publicity stunt pfff

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t this be considered “illegal” under new bills?!

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 year ago

Two men enter, one man leaves!

[-] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Make a wish kid vibes.

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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