The fediverse is a vast interconnected space of small social networks of varying quality, housing countless communities of users, who, for one reason or another, chose to proliferate their ideas throughout with very little chance of high engagement and popularity.
On this wild frontier of digital despair and perversity stands a community that against all odds reached a cult status in just 2 years since it was established by qrstuv on a platform hosted by SDF.
In late spring of 2025 I sought out the elusive founder, moderator and prolific content creator of Funhole - the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content, with the sole intention of interviewing him.
In the eyes of many creators and consumers of content, qrstuv presents a mystical enigma. Despite being surrounded by a large amount of misconceptions, theories and hatred, Funhole's founder through his own work and effort garnered a following and inspired lonesome souls of the fediverse to create and engage with exclusive content. Something the fediverse is often criticized for lacking.
Many consider his own content to be highly divisive, even evoking states of frenzy in some, but upon closer examination, one might realize that qrstuv's genius lies in his unparalleled understaning of the fundamental processes that make up interaction with digital content and the human desire to click on things and be clicked upon.
What follows is the unedited conversation I had with qrstuv. I hope that it may lift the veil, if only just a little bit, that conceals one of the most important content creators of the digital age.
pmjv: Could I interview you?
qrstuv: It seems like it would be awfully dull.
CONTENT CREATOR
Funhole
Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!
Thank you for engaging with my content!
Thank you for creating understaning content!
i love you
Could I interview you instead?
Why?
For shits & giggles.
Sounds dull.
What if we did it Hot Ones (the show with hot questions and even hotter wings) style?
I don't know what that is.
I don't like it.
what license is this image under?
It's not under a license, it's under my username.
how much?
For my username? It's not for sale.
For the star? 1 bean drawing.
I hope this is good enough.
For satisfying the conditions, my star is now available to you as public domain.
For corrupting the innocence of beans, you are deducted 10 million bean points. It'll take centuries for you to earn those back!
that's ok, my uncle Rothschild has 4 billion bean points
Bean points are non-transferable.
we'll see.
2 years? says here 128 months
Can we reach qrstuv to comment on this irregularity?
Perhaps he could comment, but I suspect it would be awfully dull
Your post is from the future. How did you get it?
No comment.
No comment.
Thanks for the meta-content
What magazine is this from?
The Funhole Content Review - August Issue.
Thank you for creating qrstuv content! For now on I propose and I will call qrstuv by their official full name and title before the eternal fediverse: "qrstuv the Great Creator Mod of the Deepest Hole of SDF Fun" or GCMDHSDFF for cryptic and short engagement.