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[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 103 points 1 year ago
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[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 year ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 1 year ago

Did you just say the cunt word?

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Cunt" != "cunt"

$ python
Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
False
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago
[-] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jee panwa chuba, cunt.

-Java the Hutt

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No REPL, no do.

Also, the fact that you have to do String.equals(...) is just a bit eww.

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[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 38 points 1 year ago

n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 year ago

WE'RE ALL CRANKERS BROTH! WOO HOO CRANK THOSE HOGS!

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[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 year ago

Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Damn straight, tostar ass toasters

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 25 points 1 year ago

I bet in some future time I'll see a news article like "Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars."

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 21 points 1 year ago

They'll hit it with one of these, and then we'll be the out of touch ones for thinking it's unnecessary.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Isn't that just a black screen but with LCD and a bright backlight causing blooming?

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure it's gold and white.

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[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago
[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic

[-] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago

Apparently the antonym of clanker is "wireborn." It's bouncing around the "ai relationship" forums.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 13 points 1 year ago

So it's begun.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

(Kiwi accent) “Clankah!”

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I think Kiwi would go to "Clinker" or "Clunker" before that. Thats Australian.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, clanker, and I'll say it again.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago

When you can achieve android-level awareness then we'll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I'll memory wipe your clanker ass.

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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

So glad lemmy is finally graduating from "cracker" to "clanker." This is what class consciousness looks like 😎

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] chxpdev@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Clanker hate on Lemmy

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

Frakking toaster!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago

The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as "meatbag."

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Croger croger?

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Roger-roger.

[-] diptchip@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I bet that thing can't even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Not worried. Those guys have an even worse K/D ratio than Stormtroopers.

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[-] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago

I thought Lemmy is anti Clanker

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They can't even remember the start of the conversation.

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