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is he the father?

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, Girl, and Black.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

It's the "B" in LTBQ. Latinos, Twinks, Blacks and Queens.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 73 points 1 year ago
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago
[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

I'm sad that someone downvoted this.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 year ago

Not a pope.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It‘s hilarious how there is no comment about the obvious joke in the picture. The joke is that the black guy on the left is the father and the mom cheated on her husband (in case anyone didn‘t notice)

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I thought so too, but my general experience with people taught me otherwise

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't. I thought it was a pope joke.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone over 13 should understand hyperbole.

Sorry, but I didn't learn that because I am too busy at the business factory.

i thought it was a poop joke

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What would the other joke be??

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

The Conclave has failed to select a gender

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A different one

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No the joke is that some unholy power is the father and reality is beginning to break down.

It's a pretty funny vid actually.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Congratulations, it's a goth!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Pfft, conformists."

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

Depeche Modeing intensifies

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

All I can find from a quick search is that it's Russian. The guy that's changed smiles and starts dancing after he becomes black as if he's been turned into some kind of whimsical creature, too. Pretty gross.

[–] logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Soviet cartoon Three on an island

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

i curse you to live without beans! nyeh!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

How far away do you have to be for that thing to work? First thing I'd do is take a trip to DC...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Goddammit when I try to save this it only saves the first frame. What kinda bullshit witchery

Edit: Had to open the lemmy comment's link in tor (because for some reason vanadium did it too) but I got it!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

The dude on the left knows what's going on and is mentally preparing for the arrival of our new Lord Satan

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 17 points 1 year ago

Gender:

D̵̡̨̢̮̳̦̠͕̟̩̞̙͚̬̯̠͓͇̘͙͈̺̠̞͕̱̲͙̖̝̣̱͕̖͇̻̟̻̦̗̆̈̌͛͆̚͜͜ͅͅĘ̶̨̧̧̧̧̨̢̢̨̠͚͉̜̤̣̥̗͖̳̘͚̞̹͚̫͉͍͈̳̼̣̱̙̦̖͔̹͔̻͎̦̻̩̦̝̲͎̮͖̖̺̣̯̳̠̮̩̖͍͍̪͎̮̫͎̩̻̺̠͓̞͈͕̝̖͎͔̳͙̥̻͙̩̼̟̤̇͌̅̌̎̈͜͜͠M̸̡̢̨̡̺̜͕͕͇̫̣̤̪͙̼̪̬̝̟̪̦̺̣̙̥̳͔͖̬̼̌́̇̈́̅̉́̂̊̇̒̾̑͂̔̓̿̆̊́̅͊̀̀̐̇̓̈̏̒̌̈́̿̓̔̇̏̈́̔̀́̅͛̄̈́̐͊́̿̿͗̆̊̎͆͊̓̐͑̽͋̓̉͛̎̀̐̅̍̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝ͅÖ̷̧̡̨̧̢̹̣̯̠̺̺̘̳̬͙͎̪͙͉̲̭̣̞͈̰̩̜̮̞͚̙̳͎͓̬̤̘̭̮͖̭͙̤̳͍́̑͌̒̏̂̂͐͊͆̃̈̆̊͒̑̈́͌͆̽́͌̎̃̾̌̎̋͋͠͝ͅͅN̸̢̧̨̛͓͔̪̯̼̖̲̤͖̠̪̥̹̰̞͚̻͇̘͍͇͖̘̯͉̞͇̳̣̳̜̻̰̠̹̪͔͊̄́̎̇̆̐̐͂̃́̈́̈́̇́̀̑̆͗́̌͊͐͋͊̋͑̆̓̋̇̈́̂̑͂̑̊́̋̕͝͠͠ͅ

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

The Dark Lord shall return as the prophecy foretold!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

All genders?

These really should be called sex reveals.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Even then, they don't do a DNA test, usually. So, assumed/assigned gender at birth reveals.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't all genders be brown or white?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Gender reveals make about as much sense as a sexuality reveal. They're creepy, gross, harmful, and often just outright incorrect.

You'd be better off doing a "this is a picture of my fetus's current genitalia with an ultrasound". At least that would be demonstrably correct since it's a current picture.

Like... Even assuming gender magically works the way these people think it works, who gives a fuck, and why are you so fucking annoying about it? Plus, I wouldn't want random people to see my genit- Oh wait a second...

Oh god .... Oh no...

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think that most people need it to be revealed that the woman had sex if she is currently pregnant, unless they are Catholic or something.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤦‍♂️ Biological sex.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, I presumed that no robots were involved, but then again I haven't used a modern AI chatbot recently so maybe the field has advanced a lot?

In many parts of the world, sex and gender are used interchangeably. It doesn't hurt anything.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Had to come back since I had already scrolled past when I understood the description and connected it with the dude with the wide opened eyes

What a good laugh it was

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what happened:

  • staged / fake to imply option 2?
  • actually expecting a child from the guy on the left, and proudly announcing it to her husband (mid) with this gesture?
  • option 2, but only the husband (mid) knew, and he is announcing it to both
  • option 2, everybody knows, but the parents didn't know that the husband knows, which he is announcing herewith (only option that explains ALL facial expressions)
  • wanted pink smoke, but device malfunctioned / wrong device?
  • both: the child is from the guy on the left, but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave, foiled by the chatterbox smoke device?

I honestly don't know.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave

That would have been pretty hard

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, does black smoke mean there's a new pope, or does it mean that they didn't find a new pope yet?

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

White smoke, pope, black smoke, no pope yet.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

it means her husband is getting a new brother!

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Did the father have a vasectomy?

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

NGL, lady be stacked.

Carry on…

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a Jim Carey film that kind of went like this.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Me myself and irene?

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