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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works to c/politics@lemmy.world

The 79-year-old US President made the unusual admission during an appearance on Fox and Friends, just a day after hosting European leaders, including Ukraine's Volodymyr Zelenskyy, at the White House. Linking his legacy to global diplomacy, Trump remarked that if he succeeds in brokering peace between Ukraine and Russia, it might help secure him a place in the afterlife.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

We require the headline match the article, looks like they might have changed it up on you.

Current headline reads:

"Pictures of Trump's Swollen Ankles and Hands Boost Health Rumours After He Admits He's 'Not Doing Well'"

Please make it match up or we'll have to remove it.

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

They've changed it. Will do the same.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Is there a time limit if they change the headline after it's posted? It's also not uncommon to have an A and B headline that different people see, when they're both correct.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It varies, if a headline is obviously manipulated by the user, I remove it with the note and when they fix it, I'll restore it.

In cases like this where the mismatch is substantially the same, I'll post up the warning and give them 8 hours or so to fix it, then remove it.

I figure people have to, you know, work and sleep and stuff.

OTOH, after a few hours, if they're making other posts and comments, it's clear they aren't reaponding to the warning and I'll remove it.

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[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago

The headline is entirely inaccurate.

From the article:

Donald Trump has sparked fresh health concerns after confessing he is 'not doing well' when it comes to his chances of getting into heaven.

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 22 points 1 year ago

Satan: Holy shit, we're going to need to make some renovations to match this guy's punishment. Tell the daemons in Cocytus we need something between Antenora and Ptolomaea.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

In a way it's more interesting that Trump has some awareness that he's not a good guy.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He still thinks of himself as the hero in his own story for sure, but he does know he is a motherfucker.

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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

People are so desperate to hear that either Trump or Putin is about to die, these stories have been popping up every few months for a decade or more.

[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

At this point, they have like a 5-7% chance of dying every year based on actuary tables. So dying at any point at that age isn't remarkable or unlikely. But there's like a 0-8 year range where it's likely to occur based on that.

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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 year ago
[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

don't worry. they'll have some of those museum taxidermists rip everything out and preserve him with an animatronic skeleton.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

What if they coerce the corner into refusing to certify the death and they just have a trump themed llm run the animatronic and they all just pretend he's still alive

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He might still! The rules don't say he needs to be alive, just that if he dies then the VP takes over. Once dead though ..

[-] Tm12@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Weekend at Epstein’s

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play basketball!

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago

I'd rather him experience some level of fucking consequences for once in his life. But for the sake of humanity I will also accept his health failing.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Death, after all, claims everyone,
You find it everywhere.
It catches up with even those
Who wear their noses in the air.

The whole, wide world is ruled
With a certain justice, so
That helps perhaps to sweeten
The poor man's pain and woe.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Hurry up and die, you piece of shit. May your suffering be proportional to that which you've caused.

[-] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

He's the type of person to make me wish for the existence of hell

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

May his suffering be immense

[-] Jolly_Platypus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Rest in piss, traitor.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 19 points 1 year ago

cmon.. just a little more im almost there.

[-] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to buy your champagne in advance. The stores will be out on the day.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

He’s looks especially awful these last few weeks.

As for a place in the afterlife, you don’t get to sell your soul then try to get into heaven.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

you don’t get to sell your soul then try to get into heaven.

That's pretty much exclusively what American Christianity is today.

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[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

Die in pain you sack of inadequacy.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Die soon! You rotten, child rapist!

Release the Trump/Epstein files

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I wish I believed in heaven and hell so I could be certain this fucker is going to get raped by a thousand Hitlers and Stalins every night for eternity.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

May he stand bared before the gods, with nothing but his soul and his actions to bear testament to his worth.

[-] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

This is going to be a comment.

I really hope trumps keeps kicking till 2028, Vance would be worse as far as I can tell. Trump wants to be popular, liked etc. Vance seems to only want power. This might be just wrong though.

However I am very confident that Trumps incompetence and dementia actively get in the way of him doing as much harm as he probably would otherwise. And Vance doesnt have these issues to the same degree, hes a perfect puppet of those who control him. Unlike trump.

Either way Im scared.

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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Where he's going, he'll be able to drink all the gold he wants.

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[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I will revel in his decline until he is rotting in the dirt.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The 2nd American Independence Day will be celebrated when Donny dies.

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They've got to be worried about him waking up in the morning if they're admitting to this.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Let’s create a real hell, fund it, and send him there for the rest of his life.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

This calls for celebration 🍾

[-] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I guess he's partially correct in that if we are to believe in a heaven, you don't get there by raping women and fucking little girls. It raises the question of whether you can be lifelong rapist and pedophile and then do a good deed to erase the bad. As if it's based on some kind of morality point system.

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[-] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

I predict he still won't be doing well, and he'll be doing it in hell.

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Article is shit. Doesn’t include the quote or context. At least I didn’t see it in the reader version that loaded for me. That said, hearing his quote in full context, I interpreted that as he doesn’t feel he is doing well in terms of honorable/benevolent deeds or accomplishments. I may be wrong, I guess you could hear it either way, but that’s the impression I got.

The clock is ticking on him, but we will be the last to know what time it is. (Or something like that. Sounded poetic in my head)

tl;dnr I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don’t think he is saying that he is dying soon.

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