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[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why doesn't The Rock, the biggest Rock, not simply eat the Racist Rock?

Edit/Bonus: What would you have if they all fell down a hill? The Rolling Stones.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

what chris rock do man thats just his stand up routine 😭

[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait, seriously? lol. Rocks Chris and Kid are in the same photo, and you thought Chris was who I meant by "Racist Rock"?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think they thought that because A. they don't know Bob Rock and 2. They thought you were referencing the infamous black people vs. n-word routine.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

There's an oft forgotten third option. It's entirely possible that the poster has heard of the existence of something elusive to modern society but ironically not to Chris: A joke.

It very well may be that they were subverting the OOP's obvious intent of calling kid rock racist by humorously spinning it as if he was talking about Chris Rock instead, despite all parties knowing the original poster's intent.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chris Rock looks like he has no idea how he ended up in this position, like a deer in the headlights.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago

He has the thousand yard stare. It’s like he’s seeing into the future.

Which wouldn’t be too difficult given that cell phone is from like 1999. How old is this pic?

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

that cell phone is from like 1999

Probably closer to 2008. Blackberries didn't get color screens until the mid 2000's, and that looks to me like the Blackberry Bold, which had updates between 2008 to 2013.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

My bad. At first glance that looked like a Nokia something in the 1100 series. Which would be like 2001-2006? I was exaggerating a bit with 1999.

But if that’s a blackberry then those things must have been fucking tiny to have a full keyboard. Or that guy has massive hands.

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Whatever phone it is, it looks like a color screen and a full keyboard. Zoom in and see that it's more than the normal 10 keys on a traditional phone dialer.

That line of blackberries was no wider than a modern smartphone, but the little rounded buttons made it easier to precisely hit the right buttons without looking.

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

He has to keep an eye out for Smith

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 38 points 1 year ago

Pam Anderson dumped Kid rock years ago.

Since the break up he's become a bigger and bigger joke, while Pam has become more respected.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I think her latest performance in Naked Gun is her best one yet.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Solid Rock, High Rock, dumb as rocks.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They look like being 3 levels of stoned.

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago

I know the big rock and small rock, but who is the white rock?

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Kid Rock, musician, he's a rich kid asshole who puts on ripped jeans for fun and hangs out with pedophiles.

He also cancels concerts if theres even a drop of rain.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

His name is Kiiiiiiiid Rock!

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

a 'rockstar' who is to much of a pussy to OD and die.

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The Rock, Chris Rock, and Crack Rock

At a blackrock capital office function.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What's his right arm named?

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Blart

He’s actually a massive Kevin James fan.

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