Bifurcated internet.

Gonna be surface web with all the corpo bullshit and everyone else who isn't fine with being a product in a walled garden.

My state left its driver's license database open for years for anyone to go in with just a name, address and email to obtain the picture. There are easily accessible websites that let you search any state for a useable drivers license. I can't imagine it would be too difficult to use some generator to make an ID. How else will all the botnets and AstroTurf orgs out there survive?

Lol nah

On an unrelated note how many centuries do most earth men live and what would be a good average for one to be if one where making a birth certificate or such.

For national security purposes we need a copy of your likeness and driver's license connected to your IP address to know every single web page you have considered whacking off to. A masturbatorbase. You know, to protect the kids.

Naturally we will target other undesirable activity as well, we cannot let citizens exercise their first amendment rights about US foreign policy with impunity now can we? Or to criticize our glorious leadership and great companies. /s

The corpos' owners' own "need" for shell-corporations, astro-turfing, bot-follower-accounts and such will torpedo this. The internet is going to suck for anyone that spends too much effort on playing by the rules, but that's already true.

Oh, and don't get me started on the inevitable impacts on advertisers' bottom-lines and corpo-providers' exposure to liability.

Basically, those who have the power who might toy with thinking or saying they want this, don't really, and those who are most certain they want this have neither the power nor understanding to make it happen.