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The alien we need (lemmy.nz)

submitted 11 months ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 21 points 11 months ago

This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

[-] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

New band name: Alien Prolapse

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Fractal Prolapse

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Infinite Sphincter Sequence

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Nah man…. Nah…. 🤦‍♂️

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah man... Yeah ... Really brings a new definition to the ISS

[-] quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub 18 points 11 months ago

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

[-] USSEthernet@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

😱

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 11 months ago

😏

[-] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I’m gonna 3D print this

[-] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You already doo, no?

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago

Anuception.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

ass...

ticipation

[-] sundray@piefed.social 4 points 11 months ago

It is the perfect organism...

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.

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