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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The worst part about getting older is everyone cleaning up their shit.

I don't drink coffee, too much caffeine, I don't drink wine or liquor, its bad for you, blah blah.

Everyone sucks now, just because y'all got fucked up 6 days a week for years means I have to drink by myself now? Suck a asshole.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's rough...

How do you handle it, though? I find the sleep tax makes it not worth pursuing now in I'm my 40s

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The only correct answer.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I don't have but one or two. I'd rather a double of nice whiskey to sip on and chat instead of swilling a bunch of cheapshit beer. I'm not looking to get trashed, as noted the tax is heavy on that one.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you have Lemmy genes, good for you. For most the alcohol becomes too heavy with age.

[–] snailboy@leminal.space 3 points 11 months ago

For a second I though you were referring to this website :/

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Having a big delicious glass of old granddad 114 for you right now.

[–] whosepoopisonmybutt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Having kids is stupid. The world doesn't need more people. Stop it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Counter-Argument: Have enough kids and you can create an army that takes over the world to shape it as you please. 😌

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Isn't that what that billionaire Nazi is doing?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 11 months ago

As a childless couple who like to rave thats our party group.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

No drinking, no buddies. Can't relate. 3/10 meme.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Hit me right in the feels, but with video games instead of alcohol lol

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

I lost many a "friend" when I stopped drinking alcohol.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I’m in the opposite situation. All my friends are either single or in casual relationships, meanwhile I’m married with a kid coming very soon and two cats.

At the same rate, all my friends are either working in their field or doing their masters/post-grad studies, meanwhile I’m working a shitty job at low pay with no idea where to go career-wise so in that respect I feel behind in the whole maturity/life path thing. So I guess it balances out.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

I feel pretty sure Kirk would still come out for a drink if he called.