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[-] Rothe@piefed.social 58 points 11 months ago

I've never been a huge fan of this joke, because way too often it is being used by bigots to justify their bigotry.

"My racials slurs aren't racist, because I hate everybody".

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So like, I used to be a skeleton wearing a skin costume and I worked fucking hard for this muffin top. It's made me very happy/jokey when I'm out in public. When I'm yelling at clouds or shaking my fist at something it's almost always as a joke (including that one time I wrote a whole damn manifesto yelling at the clouds) so like the only folk I try to hate are birds and they aren't real.

Edit forgot about damn horses

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

"I hate everyone" and "Everything I ever say is a joke" are the two exact types of guy who need to be flogged publicly in the town square.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

exactly. I've always disliked this. but also the older i get the more i find this antisocial attitude immature as fuck. hating people isn't a virtue, and most likely, being a person who brags about hating everyone unprompted, you're not the best person in most rooms to justify this in the first place.

[-] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 24 points 11 months ago

I completely understand that you hate humanity as a whole but you can't deny that there are some fine specimen among us. On an individual level we can be super nice.

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But then you learn more about them and realize that the "fine specimen" are as damaged as the rest of us.

Some can be super nice to you yet very mean or cruel with other people.

I always at least try to give the benefit of the doubt but I very often end up disappointed.

EDIT: Quote from Quark

Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon.

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 10 points 11 months ago

That's why despite deliberately sterilising myself and checking out of the racing part of the human race in a sense, I still try to be a helper like Mr. Rogers taught :p Volunteer and vote progressive and all that. I like individuals.

But I'm under no illusions of what humans are capable of at their lowest. Reading "Unruly" right now by David Mitchell and hoo boy. The unsanitized abridged history of what is now the United Kingdom is some brutal shit constantly for hundreds/thousands of years even with his comedic flair wetting such dry material.

[-] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 4 points 11 months ago

And I would retort, “Nuh uh.”

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

virgin bigot vs chad misanthrope

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 11 months ago

I think rightmost second from the top guy's problem is a bit bigger than just size.

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I can't say I hate everyone, but its more of a "I don't like people" in general kind of vibe.

When I was a teen in the late 90ies I was depressive and suicidal. I have had several episodes since then but I'm curious and so far I go on, just to see how cruel, dystopian and fucked up the world will become. So far it's one part that is not disappointing.

[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Caring about other people enough to hate them

Wew, lad.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's a good argument but it still just makes you an asshole

(-:

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I feel this meme so hard.

I don't hate anyone, but I do hate EVERYONE.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

My favorite t-shirt that my wife bought me says "I hate people I drink coffee and I know things" and has a bear on it

[-] qwookah@piefed.social 6 points 11 months ago

Especially me?

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

im14andthisiscool

[-] tatann@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The nice kind of Black Metal aficionado, the one that hates everyone equally

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Off topic, but are you related to Miss Cellaneous?

[-] Una@europe.pub 3 points 11 months ago

Thank you mrreow meow meow

[-] malware@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

That'd be great if someone loved me for once

[-] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 months ago

That's... perfection.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 11 months ago

Only AI's can be made perfectly good. Why should it not replace all of us?

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