Oh nice, I can cross that from my checklist
✓ Have a threesome
✓ Have sex with the devil.
But it's only premarital sex if you get married afterward
(2 pts.) Question 6.
Following the statement above, premarital threesome is :
a) A foursome since devil joins them.
b) A sixsome since there is 3 premarital sex equaling +3.
c) A ninesome since the 3 devils are not married to each other and summon 2 more which summons one more.
d) A premarital sex.
I love c, that’s hilarious
This Devil is too busy "rehabilitating" damned souls in a broken system for the rest of eternity after his own child told him to fuck off to Hell. Courtesy of his abusive father called God. Also, threesomes are for sluts, and he isn't one anymore.
And afterwards it's with Jesus.
When you're marrying, if you look closely in the corner, you can see Satan and Jesus doing it together.
how can I forget this
Are you kidding? Im saving this for future use! Got some religious relatives to annoy.
Jesus doesn't participate he just likes to watch. He's always watching.
He's a peeping tom.
Jesus getting the sloppy seconds.
They're properly they/them in the original text, so no matter who you are, it's gay.
The problem with having a three-way with the Devil is he starts smoking BEFORE everyone's finished.
Hey cool, so if it was already a threesome...
The grammar makes my brain itch a bit, "every premarital sex"? How many premarital sexes are there? And where do they hang out so I can make sure I...totally never hang out with them lol
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