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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I mean, I love cheese, but don't litter or steal shoes, especially just one shoe. Rude.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

I see zero issues with that gift

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

That's an incredible selfie in that post.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

i mean i can't eat cheese that fast but fuck yeah

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

From what I can see it's the only sane option on the page

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Shhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell my wife why the dogs always listen to me! And why they have trouble losing weight...

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

ruv rue

Like religious text logic but less ambiguity...Actually, I had a moment of curiosity about the word choice with fascinate here.

Etymology
Borrowed from Latin fascinātus, perfect passive participle of fascinō (“to enchant, bewitch, fascinate”) (see -ate (verb-forming suffix)), from fascinum (“a phallus-shaped amulet worn around the neck in Ancient Rome; witchcraft”) + -ō (verb-forming suffix), itself of obscure origin.

Verb

fascinate (third-person singular simple present fascinates, present participle fascinating, simple past and past participle fascinated)

  • To evoke an intense interest or attraction in someone.
    The flickering TV fascinated the cat.
  • To make someone hold motionless; to spellbind.
    We were fascinated by the potter's skill.
  • To be irresistibly charming or attractive to.
    Her gait fascinates all men.
[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

What type of cheese tho....

~~Also I want to eat a entire brick of Roquefort now.~~

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Why only 1? I suggest a cheese crawl! Of course this map is incomplete, there are far more options but its difficult to fit them all on a single map.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yarg is absolutely delicious NGL.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

I find this image deeply disappointing, because it's impossible to do a connected cheese pilgrimage. I imagine it would be possible to connect it up though — it would just involve finding cheese belonging to areas that are between the existing ones (and as you highlight, there are far more cheeses than the ones on this map)

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago

(Diogenes, picking up a mouse) “Behold, a woman!”

[-] Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I'd love to know which book this is if anyone knows.

My search skills didn't return anything matching, although I did find a book about Egyptian burial rights ...

[-] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

appears to be from Kathryn Paulsen, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft, apparently. Article doesn't give an author.

https://www.thepoke.com/2021/01/13/old-book-insists-you-can-fascinate-a-woman-with-cheese/

Interesting, did they touch on Egyptian burial rites as well or just stick to rules about things people are allowed to do?

[-] Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Definitely neither! Well perhaps the first ... Spells on how to give the dead their heart, speech, etc. back:

https://museum.wa.gov.au/whats-on/afterlife/curators-introduction/papyrus-of-reri

I came across it when searching for spells charms incantations...

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

I do this for my wife all the time. When she's lounging and chilling, I'll just come in, bring her a slice of an aged cheddar or gouda, and leave in silence, not even interrupting whatever she's reading.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

instructions unclear. is it rue as in the herb ruta graveolens or rue as in the archaic noun meaning sorrow / repentance / regret / pity / compassion?

[-] kossa@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

Well, my experiments indicate, that the other half of the spell is missing: you need to combine grapes with the cheese.

[-] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!

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