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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 104 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instead, Vance and second lady Usha Vance will travel to Salt Lake City to pay respects to the family of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, ...

Which one of those is more important to America?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Clearly he doesn't care about America so why start now? He and his friends are worried when the propaganda machine loses a part because it breaks down completely then Jonathan Donovan Vance will have to meet the people he oppressed.

[–] MU5T4N6@feddit.org 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Faster than he pulled out of the couch?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No? He never pulls out of the couch. He always finishes

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shit, this thread is the joke I came here to make…

Do I need to be faster, or more original and clever?

Yeah, faster.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Not as fast as Vance pulling out apparently...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I thought they were Swedish

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I'm sure there were going to be good guys with guns there, he shouldn't be so scared.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Scared much?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Darn. I was hoping to see him out in public. Coward.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dont Blame HIM! Guns are DEADLY! UNLESS they're in a Room full of Children then They're SAFE!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 11 months ago

But that's where most of the shootings happen.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wish his "dad's" best friend had pulled out at the last minute

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Might have been some tough, scawy questions

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Did he say thank you?

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Was it outdoors?

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

It's not the same as a couch is it?

[–] lmdnw@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I just wish….

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

With that sniper's dream of a dome, I don't blame him.