ADHD memes

Most of these hit close to home, except that I'm obsessively punctual, check my messages even when there are no new notifications and my file system is a work of art that I can spend hours organizing. But that goddamn chair though...

That's... That's adhd? Like, I'm all of that. I don't think I have adhd.

Excessive number of open tabs, anyone?

All true, except those unread email/notifications are rookie numbers.

No flat surface is safe.

All these are accurate for me except I've graduated the chair to an over-sized under-bed drawer, all my bills are automated, and I have a car that has a proximity key so it always stays in my pocket (and I wear the same pants for a couple weeks on end).

But yeah, those are just learned coping mechanisms.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

instead of The Chair I have The Floor

You guys don't get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?

Also you guys get messages on social media?

Jokes on you, I have The Heap™

It's like a chair but without the chair as chairs take up extra space

Those social media notifications are not accurate. I always check my notifications. My notifications bar is clean. I think this "meme" is wrong

This hits hard. :(

If I have multiple files or folders named like that it's usually because I'm working on something and frustrated. They eventually devolve into profanity lol

I didn't know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.

Multiple alarms in the morning is more about not getting enough sleep than it is about ADHD. The rest are pretty accurate, though some things are missing.

I don't wanna talk about it :(

Yeah, but you ever set an alarm for 4am, pop meds and then go back to sleep and have godlike vivid dreams?

I upgraded "the chair™" to "the basket™" which makes it seem like i have "my shit together™"

Don't be putting my life style choices into an acronym.

I prefer - being a hero against the ever expanding entropy death of the universe.

This. Is. My. Life.