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You're Welcome, Grandma!
(lemmy.nz)
What are the other 2 words?
Found it: "Calm down, Grandma"
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/three-word-comeback-best-phrase-35887889
๐๐ Oh yeah I'll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science
Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.
"who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?"
gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival
edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning
Brb needed a breakup line, thanks
"Egghead neuroscientist grandma" feels like it would disarm me.
What do I say if it's my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).
My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.
I donโt know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.
sounds like she needs to calm down a little
Egghead? Back in my day they called them "boffins"
Is it "Good day, sir!"?
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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