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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 15 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, the PM:

[–] DrWorm@piefed.social 15 points 11 months ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 11 months ago

And you tell yourself it's just temporary.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Minimum viable product! Sell it, it's good enough!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why spend £6999 on a BBQ when £1 on a trolley from Tesco works fine?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When that happens often enough, the supermarket installs something that locks the wheels when the trolleys go out of range.

You can still get the trolley away by other means, sure, but I imagine it's a pain to have to do that when there are wheels right there.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

I only need 1 BBQ, if the wheels don't work I can always remove the grill with some bolt cutters.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You laugh at the shopping cart, but it works, and its better than raw uncooked meat.

Probably also a lot less likely to go overbudget if you just aim for that from the start.

... And I say this both as a programmer and as someone who has cooked a steak on a shopping cart.

Job market is pretty rough these days, ngl.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Thats obe fine looking ~~grill~~ project.

WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago

What issue? Works on my machine

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

ai startup💀