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[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 119 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Hey, how about this: leave service workers alone you sick fucks. The baristas, wait staff, cooks, chefs, bussers, janitors and everyone else at work is just trying to do their jobs. Be polite, don’t pull stupid fucking stunts, buy your stupid coffee and fuck off.

Also, quit gargling fascist balls.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

The only people who will interact with them are service employees with no choice.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

leave service workers alone you sick fucks

The tale as old as time.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly they should start asking for ID

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, that means I can order my Trump Epstein frappé too, right?

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Trump PD File.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago
[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aren't coffee shops already known for screwing up people's names, especially intentionally? Just say "okay" and put in "Karla Churk" or some shit.

[–] shasho@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

And don't they usually just use the first name? Like, okay, your name is Charlie. Next?

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I guess they can make my coffee order out to "Epstein Files." Such a petty bullshit thing to do to cause trouble.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My new name is Charlie Kirks Neckhole. I expect the same amount of deference.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who the fuck still goes to Starbucks?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

People who want to absolutely fucking destroy a bathroom.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] black0ut@pawb.social 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Starbucks coffee isn't coffee, it's sweetened sugar with extra sugar.

Sincerely: a coffee addict.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

This is why I get a lollipop in a cup when I go twice a year.

If I'm getting candy in a cup by fuck I'm getting the best candy in a cup I can.

[–] Hector@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Milk and sugar delivery system.

Which I can do myself for a fraction of the cost, whole milk and brown sugar and coffee. If I want anyway I drink coffee black. And tea, almost always.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Who really enjoy overroasted and boiled coffee.

[–] MisterCurtis@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I have a tall warm milk for uh... Charlie Cuck

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

They can write it, but it will come with a hole in the cup.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

They really don't like it when their religious figures don't feature prominently on starbucks cups.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

That's bleak, but do they realise the coffee cup already has a hole and a habbit to spill in the least comfortable moment? I already did a crude kirky spray cap meme, and that's very close to it.

[–] alleycat@feddit.org 6 points 10 months ago

Seems like they're asking for the Tyler Durden "refinement".

[–] blueworld@piefed.world 6 points 10 months ago

Replace it with Melissa Hortman or John Hoffman.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

(Image below) Bring-your-red-marker-to-work-day is every day. Printable labels and sharp scissors help to complete the effect.

[–] febra@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

What a boring future we live in. The working class being distracted by petty disputes like these, mourning fucking podcasters, when the need to organize against the capitalist class is greater than ever.