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Tighty whities
Cause they are tight fitting and white.
And mine are never tidy 😭
Get this dude a bidet
And in some unfortunate cases, not tidy.
Tighty
A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.
Oof. That's unfortunate
Tighty whitey because they fit snuggly and they are overwhelmingly white in color...
*snugly. Snuggly is something different.
i said what i said... lol...i'm going to leave it anyway
Man-panties
Manties, if you will
The only danger there is someone may misunderstand and think you have a manatee in your pants.
On second thought, that’s not a danger. It’s an opportunity for hilarity.
Is that manatee in your pants or are you REALLY happy to see me?
Hell son, they sure ain't tidy I'll tell you that.
Not with that attitude they aren't
Huh. When I first got to Lemmy, I looked around for the no dumb questions community, look like it has grown a lot since then!
Hi diddly ho, my friendly Lemmy-writo!
This might also depend on how much you want to sound like Ned Flanders... So take your pick carefully!
Are briefs segregated by skin color where you live ? /s
Tighty white supremacy
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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