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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 191 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An escalator can never break. it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

  • Mitch Hedberg
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Trump cant handle a flight of stairs.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Notice how Melanie hiked up quickly so Don would have to strain his heart....she doesn't even look back.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

I need some Mitch tonight.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Tell that to Italy.

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

RIP Mitch Hedberg! I truly miss him! He was so funny! All his stand up had me laughing so hard! No one since has truly compared!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

"Rice is great when you are hungry and want 2,000 of something."

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[-] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 159 points 1 year ago

Then he complains about it at the podium to all the world leaders.

That's your guy, MAGA. A petulant, toddler-brained buffoon.

Sure says at least as much about you if he's your god.

Fucking pathetic.

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 137 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's reported it was their own camera man who accidentally pressed the safety button at the top of the escalator

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 53 points 1 year ago
[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Former cameraman if that's the case

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[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

and it was their own teleprompter and us operator I read.

Found this

https://vger.to/lemmy.world/post/36409799

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Off to the gulag with him.

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[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just saw this video clip while watching last night's Kimmel. Trump was furious - look at his expression in that picture...because an escalator stopped. The smallest of setbacks drives him to a crazy level of fury.

Like Kimmel said, "If only that had happened 10 years ago."

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Senile onset dementia irritability.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 year ago

How DARE you make me use my fat legs to waddle up these stairs.

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Wasn't the escalator directly next to the stopped one running properly? As someone with bad knees I would have sighed and moved to the next one

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

How did the world end up with such a Karen? What a bunch of racist assholes.

[-] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

American culture has been brewing megalomaniacs like this for some time now. Celebration of greed and romanticizing the idea that wealth / power need not come with accountability are necessary ingredients.

Of course all empires go through these cycles. What's uncomfortable, I'm sure for some Americans, is that this usually marks the end of a properous time. Its the "we're not as special as we used to be, time to throw a tantrum" stage.

Anyone can ask themselves this question - which do you associate modern american culture with? Gratitude or entitlement? That will tell you all you need to know about the direction of the nation.

[-] Geodad@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I hope it was done on purpose. ๐Ÿคฃ I hope people start doing petty shit to piss him off on an hourly basis.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

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[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 39 points 1 year ago

White House demands firing if deliberate

Ok. You're fired. Pack your shit, hand the nuclear keys to Corporal Couchfucker, and GTFO.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 32 points 1 year ago

Plot twist, it was a member of Trump's administration that went ahead of Trump who stopped it

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 30 points 1 year ago

I donโ€™t know why I find this so fucking funny. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I canโ€™t even think of anything productive to say about it, itโ€™s just hilarious.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 26 points 1 year ago

If it was deliberate I will laugh for a week straight. That guy deserves a medal.

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even escalators have weight limits. 400+ pounds stepping on all at once is bound to cause some problems.

[-] manxu@piefed.social 10 points 1 year ago

Haven't been to the average Midwest mall lately? ;-)

I've been to Oklahoma City and lawdy mercy. It's the only place I've ever been where they could call me "Tiny".

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

melania hoped it was cause him to trip, and "pass away" shes like a reaper waiting til he passes to reap his soul. she has been abnormally frequent with trump in public recently.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. She was supposed to kill him years ago but her software malfunctioned

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It was a U.N. escalator and not one of those Chinese escalators that eat people. The stars didnt fully align.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Imagine that, trump gets eaten by the escalator...

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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

The closest heโ€™s been to Malignia in years.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

We hope its benign.

Unfortunately it was an act of God.

He got nervous when Trump and Melania started to ascend so he cancelled the rapture right there and then.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Fire the escalator!

[-] Gnugit@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

I hope it gives him a slow and painful heart attack.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

Unfortunate it didn't suck him into it

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That dictator is back on the escalator!

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

By firing they meant firing squad.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If it was deliberate then it was probably well-intentioned, i.e., give them a moment to stabilize

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 1 year ago

Ahahaha! Sure, buddy.

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

The fatty and chief is now breaking elevators with his obesity.

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