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Installing windows (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] BoBTFish@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a big fan of the gates either

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Make sure to pay the bills

[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Naw, we just buy ones where the lattice is diagonal.

In other words, we install X Windows.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As if a Linux user wouldn't insist on make-ing their own windows, from scratch...

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 8 points 1 year ago

With blackjack! And hookers!

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

25 years and still can't be run on bare metal.

[–] elshandra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Build house out of glass, no windows necessary.

[–] HorreC@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those who open the windows, let the bugs in.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know. Opening Windows might result in fewer bugs.

[–] writeblankspace@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

yeah cause every bug is actually a feature

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

can confirm

[–] pecet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Linux is like a wigwam. No gates, no windows, Apache inside.

[–] DestroyedData@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

We can virtualize that, having the outside on a monitor counts right?