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[-] db2@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago
[-] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago
[-] vodka@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago

Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?

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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!

[-] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

M&Mius Withius Peanutius

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Only if you ate an actual cat.

[-] m3t00@piefed.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sweat Greens employee at the register:

“What can I get for you?”

Me and the boys:

“Salad us.”

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago
[-] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Starburstius sounds a bit wild

[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Butterchickenius

fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)

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[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tylenolius

My son is autismus

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Nigirius 🍣. That's not problematic at all.

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[-] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] lietuva@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Burgerius sounds pretty believable

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius

[-] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Dicckius Biggus I guess

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] Ryktes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Tacobellius

[-] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

MC chicken nuggius

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ginger biscuitius

[-] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

Croissantius

It's got a nice ring to it

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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Pesto Genovesius

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Cheddar Cheeseius.

[-] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius

[-] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤

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[-] wellyon@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago
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