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I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.
straight to a management position
you are now responsible for sock facts
This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.
Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?
A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.
Processes socks. Idiot.
Which processes? Does it wear them for me?
I don't want to buy, sell, or process socks.
You’ll run out of hosiery if you don’t invest in the sock markets.
I don't want to sell socks, buy socks, or process socks as a career. I don't want to sell socks bought or processed, or buy socks sold or processed, or process socks sold, bought, or processed, or repair socks sold, bought, or processed.
You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
So your plan is to become a professional kickboxer?
Sport of the future.
they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.
What problems with socks?
myriad and sundry, these sock problems.
I have one specific use for my socks and I wonder how this facility would handle that.
Have you thought of the puppet problem?
How do y'all have so many sock problems?! O.o
You must live near a sock processing facility.
the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they're sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.
have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?
I think you're buying the wrong size socks.
I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.
socks pls
I've seen the word 'sock' too many times.
Darn tough. Simple as.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2025
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