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Trying to read this post like decypheting hieroglyphs
I hate how sometimes the reply is on top, and sometimes below.
-Egyptologist in a tomb
-Archaeologists discovering the Rosetta Stone.
Well done. Truly a smashing round up.
Said your parole officer.
bruh you could've started a niche community from this
Believe it or not but this is just a single tumblr thread
German bigots in the early 1900s after reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra
On reddit there's r/recontext. Maybe someone can make a lemmy community that will get 3 posts and then die permanently
Mahomes gone ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My fave of these:
I have no idea that the intended interpretation of "Who want me hours" would be other than the pirate thing.
That's just the only meaning I can think of.
It's the slang phrasing of "real ____ hours," so it's "[real] 'who want me' hours."
Roughly translated: "This is the time when people are like, 'who wants me?'"
Thanks! That clears it up somewhat.
Although I still don't know if that means 'I doubt anyone wants me' or 'I'm available if someone wants', or 'someone wants me but I don't know who', etc.
I need more
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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