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Flowers are really plants waving their genitals at us. (kbin.social)
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And we put our faces straight down into them and inhale deeply.

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[–] OldGreyTroll@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then we chop them off and display them around our living spaces.

[–] D-ISS-O-CIA-TED@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Would floral pattern tshits be considered plant hentai?

[–] ndr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we get raped by them. (We often inhale pollen involuntarily; super annoying if you’re allergic)

[–] swope@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deep in both noseholes you say?

[–] ndr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Double pollination.

[–] kaupas24@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

and we smell them?