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[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 136 points 1 year ago

ITT, people that don't check the date

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago

One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 year ago

It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

Or so I'm told... or something.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.

Or so I know... For reasons

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Oh I have one of those.. for research purposes

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[-] RedIce25@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 year ago

People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Some call me The Sex Machine. It's a backhanded nickname though.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.

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[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

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[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

You just HAD to wait until the end, didn't you?

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
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[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would it really be a bad thing?

I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

[-] tatann@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy

/s

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] LePoisson@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago

You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

The vibrator was invented before the toaster.

[-] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

You're not my supervisor!

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[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

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[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago

"Why is it white?"

"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She's gone from suck to blow!

Oh my

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[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Jakule17@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago
[-] traceur201@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago

The pinch points on that model 😭

[-] Una@europe.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's worse imo. There's no delusion required to rub one out.

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[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

[-] ozoned@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago

It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

[-] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?

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[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago

yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

For the long wait?

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago

Why? Can't afford them?

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