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It looked and tasted like vomit though :/

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What exactly are STANDARD noodles?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and why is it in a takeout box

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bought a pack of 50, and i need to use it

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if you have an abundance of cardboard, make armour

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

Ooo, thats smart

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

Noodles wit a sauce based on tomato, but I figured that broccoli tastes good to. So I just put that into the sauce

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The best tasting foods often look like vomit imo.

Making it taste like vomit though, that's quite a feat. Honestly harder than making mediocre food.

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

Not for me, but I just use leftovers, this time I just put everything for the sauce in a cup and blended it. My cooking skills are amazing, I konw

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Broccoli and tomatoes? What are standard noodles?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Just guessing here, but did you attempt to cook the solids in the sauce? I used to do the same, until I realized I could just fry everything and then pour the sauce over the solids and very briefly stir things up in a hot pan to finish. Onions never minded boiling in the sauce, but noodles, broccoli, and my herbs fucking hated me for doing that to them. Def sauce it last and stir

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do you insist on making Biolek cry?

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

Because, even as a child, i...

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, cat vommit.

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This looks like standard ground beef in a sauce.