’tis but a scratch
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Merely a fleshwound!
Now, if there were a rabbit by the front doorway, I'd be very scared...
Say you don't have 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' at home for these occasions? How do you sleep at night?
Just in case here's the instruction: "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Can I count to six?
Who says I don't? I play worms, I know wassup.
Come back! I'll bit yer bleeding legs off!
Rabbit is missing. Fail.
Rabbit was a different scene. You could complain that Dennis is missing and it would make the same amount of sense.
I'm 37 I'm not old!
Well I couldn't just say "Man".
It's just funnier attributing it to the rabbit. Flesh wound is not as funny in a meme.
Perfect Halloween prank for a quadruple amputee.
I love it 💖