Everyone knows that cats are liquid, but I think they also exhibit gaseous properties, in that they are capable of expanding to fill any available space. No matter how large the bed, it will never be enough.

Your consideration in furnishing this bed to them is noted.

Now, isn’t it about time for some foodses? Well? Get on it. Chop chop.

Pro cat owner tip: Always buy two beds.

oh syzygy is an AMAZING word

You should try sharing a bed with a partner and 4 or 5 cats. Movement is impossible!